lytefoot:

accio-shitpost:

nothing is funnier to me than mcgonagall looking out her window, seeing harry involved in some definitely illegal flying, and her first thought being ‘holy shit we should get him on the team’

This is our #1 early indication that yes, McGonagall is a Gryffindor, too.

warchaplain:

that-catholic-shinobi:

rinielle:

lilaccatholic:

castle-engineer:

Everyone talks about how Jesus drove the money changers and merchants out of the temple, but everyone glosses over the fact that he took the time to braid a whip. That would have taken a couple hours. I have braided leather before, and it takes a lot of time and effort. It may have even taken more than one day, all scripture says is, “And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple-“ there isn’t a time period given. But I would still say it was at least a few hours. he had to braid multiple cords, bind them together, make a handle, and fix the cords to the handle.

The point of this is that what he did was NOT impulsive. It was cold and calculated. Premeditated even.

I’m sorry I know this is a really great insight but all I can think of is Jesus sitting there making His whip and the apostles shuffling around nervously wondering who’s about to get it

Honestly what’s going through my head is just.

Apostles: You’re back early

Jesus: Temple’s infested.

Apostles: What?

Jesus - like three hours later - *cracks whip*: Temple’s infested.

🤣

heatherwitch:

witch-vomit:

Also idk if y'all are dweebs about local legends and obscure historical facts and monuments and cool things in your city that are like…..unconventional I guess

But there’s this website called AtlasObscura.com where you can literally put in ur zip code or ur city or ur state and it’ll literally show you a map and list of a bunch big super cool interesting sometimes spooky things in ur area!!!

Like if you’re into crypts and catacombs and history and legends and unusual attractions….this is ur best bet

Especially if you’re visiting a city (like Boston cough) where you want to not solely do the popular overpriced and over packed typical tourist shit this summer!!!

Here’s the link cause I know y’all lazy [X]

shounenchild:

hippiee:

weird how 15 years from now it might be ur wedding or ur kids birthday but rn it’s just a regular shitty day

This comment absolutely decimated me on impact

frogsuggest:

spacefroggity:

vlikewiktoria:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

kaijuemperor:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

concept: frog but it’s entire head/face part is a gator

You mean something like this?

CORRECT

I HAD TO DRAW HIM

HE CROAKS

Great news everyone

These actually (kind of) existed, say hello to prionosuchus!!

This big boye, although he looks similar to a crocodile, was an amphibian from the Permian period

We know very little about these guys because there have been like two fossils discovered but they have been estimated to get 30 feet long

Some think they may have had external gills, similar to axolotls

But we really have no idea

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